Before you do anything else today, read Sars’ essay “Booze You Can Use” in which the Deadly Nightshade Industries Annex of Learning tells you to drink responsibly by way of an eight-week course. It’s funnier than reading a rant from me about coworkers who inform me that “it’s important that the trade journals know who we are” because said coworkers know that I’ve met with and continue to contact the moronic representative of said trade journal. Short of flying to Chicago and typing my copy into their pagination program myself, the most I can do is bombard them with press releases, emails and phone calls. But try explaining that to the aforementioned annoying coworker!
Also, this is just another excuse to create a poll.