HA! Single dude seeks bromance via Craigslist: http://om.ly/hsAx RT @Alltop:

The best part of his listing:
"NO WOMEN. really. one or two of you might discern in my post a plaintive tone or a passive-aggressive beta male attempt to attract a smart girl with my tight prose, proper use of commas, and ability to distinguish "it's" from "its" and "you’re" from "your." don't do that. the more darwinian of you girls may even conjecture that such a male, if he can conjugate verbs competently, probably could be a good provider. don't do that either. again, this is bromance. perhaps we can meet informally on one of your "girls' night outs." compare notes: homance, bromance. but that's all."

If only he new how to capitalize in addition with his tight prose, proper use of commas, and ability to distinguish commonly misused words, I'd refer him to a sharp friend of mine in Florida who might appreciate a new bestie.

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